-Stay home from Book Club just because you don't want your dog to be alone. And to have your own alone time. And make a cheeseburger. (Officially crazy dog lady.)
-Take your LS to see the last Twilight movie at her step mom's insistence. Realize it's not only inappropriate for a 12 year old, it's also one of the worst movies ever made.
-Invite your friend over to bake, eat Thai take out, and spritz away a few bottles of wine.
-Disinfect every surface of your kitchen with vinegar.
-Craft until your dog runs laps around your apartment with a slipper in his mouth, trying to get you to play, then play with him only reinforcing his bad behavior.
-Experiment with plant based protein recipes.
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